Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas in 360 languages and a cute Christmas Story for those having a bad day!

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Now: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves didn't produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

James Joiner
Gardner, Ma


Anon-Paranoid said...

To my friend Patriot...

May you and yours have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

May your sons stay safe and return home sooner rather than later.

God Bless.

Demeur said...

You've just made my day. I was looking for something like this for todays post.

May for at least one day there be peace in the world.

Your West coast blogging friend.

Dave Dubya said...

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas. This is why I leave a bottle of single malt scotch out for Santa.

an average patriot said...

All right Anon, glad to hear from you. Merry Christmas to you. My youngest is on his first tour in Iraq. I E'd him a Merry Christmas but have not heard from him. He is training Iraq military to run point looking for IED's. So far so good!

an average patriot said...

All right Demeur!I hope you used it. Back to real life tomorrow!

an average patriot said...

All right Dave! I use to leave out spiced rum now I just drink it.

Mauigirl said...

Hope you had a wonderful Christmas today and that you have a great 2010!

Border Explorer said...

Hey Jim, wishing you the best of Christmases and all good wishes for your family.

an average patriot said...

Hi Mauigirl! You too, You had a good year thankfully let6 us hope the entire world can share in that and 2010 is a better year!

an average patriot said...

Thank you Billie! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you. I hope things are better on the border, stay safe!