Monday, May 07, 2012

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Oh Shit!





THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

I give a shit so have a nice day and let me know what shit you are experiencing today!

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day,

without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

James Joiner
Gardner, Ma
http://anaverageamericanpatriot.blogspot.com

4 comments:

Demeur said...

Cat shit rat shit and bat shit. That was sure shitty. Too much shit going on so just give me the good shit.

an average patriot said...

Same old shit, it's all shit to me. Shit!

Ranch Chimp said...

Great posting Jim ... I never even thought of it before, or what is the most common word, but I reckon your right, either that or "fuck" I reckon ... heh, heh, heh, heh, heh : ) As a matter of fact, the first thing I was thinking when getting out of bed this morning, was taking a shit : )

Later Guy

an average patriot said...

Yeah that's some funny shit! You don't really think about it but we obviously use the word a lot.