Have A Nice 4th, Remember What They Say & just Have A Laugh Of Common Sense!

First remember this: there's a proliferation of one inch bed bugs, so don't hang around in bed!
Don't drink coffee because it might not be good for your health! Another study says it might be so what to do?
You better eat breakfast otherwise I hear you won't have the energy for a cook out!
Cookout, God forbid! Yesterday I heard you better stick to grilling vegetables because grilling meat might cause might cause prostate, colon, or stomach cancer.
Don't drink too much, Be Careful of What You Drink & keep a designated driver on call!
Don't go outside until you make sure it's the right kind and it won't somehow poison you!
If you get bit by a mosquito don't panic but you may get West Nile Disease!
When you do get up the guts to go outside watch out for the sun! Shin cancer you know!
Make sure you slather on enough of the right SPF to keep you alive! You might want to crawl back into bed but don't forget those nasty bedbugs!
If your lucky enough to brave the outdoors and survive until fireworks time don't use your own because you might get blown up or die. Let your town take care of it so you only have to worry about getting hit by a misfire!
if your real lucky you might survive the day and do it again next year!

If you get lucky it might rain all day & you want have to risk your life to have a good 4th!

Maybe after all it might be stay home indoors suck your thumb and say What The Fuck?

All kidding aside. Think about it, laugh it off, and just do the common sensed thing!

Happy 4th, Have a nice day!
There is so much to add, what do you have to add?

James Joiner
Gardner, Ma
www.anaveragepatriot.com